3. Celebrate ‘bring your tree to work’ day
Take your old Christmas tree into the office. Tell everyone you’re taking it to the recycling centre in the afternoon. Surreptitiously decorate it during your tea break.
4. Make a fresh start
It’s time to set aside all your old work-avoidance routines, and come up with some brand new ones. You need something you can continually check up on while you’re supposed to be getting stuff done. Try putting a webcam on your cat.”