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Not seen your sibling in ages? Do not greet her in the way that vampire Eric (Alexander Skarsgård) says hello to his long-lost “sister” Nora – they were both turned by the same vampire – in True Blood. That’s with loud, naked, incesty sex. Not only does Bill (Stephen Moyer) tell them to “keep the noise down”, but Eric answers his phone midway though. Then they have a big old row. Not weird enough? “We fight like siblings, but we fuck like champions,” Eric concludes. Guys? Not cool! Christmas must be really gross round your house.
From Homeland to Hunderby there’s sex all over the TV. The only trouble is you have to watch through your fingers. Issy Sampson on some of the most awkward on-screen sex she’s had the misfortune to watch over the past year
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This sounds hilarious, I might have to watch True Blood.
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